"Knowing me Alan Partridge, knowing you - a-ha!"

In the first of two cringe-inducing episodes. Alan meets "Britain's greatest living novelist". Lawrence Camley. and tackles him on the subject of not winning the Nobel prize for Literature. Feminist therapist Ali Tennant demonstrates her work on Alan, with suprising results, whilst a vile slur is cast upon Adam Wells."Camaby Streets Mr Boutique when he attempts to promote his new fizzy drink Vegina. The second episode finds Alan augmented by an American supermodel co-host /"she's not a whore,' he insists) as they broadcast We from Las Vegas. Their guests include Hollywood star couple Sally Hoff and Conrad Knight, who persuade Alan to join the in a Las Vegas Medley Next on the bill is New York Jewish comedian Bernie Rosen, who doesn't quite deliver the goods as far as Alan is concerned, and finally the host with the most challenges professional gambler jack the Black Cat' Colson in a game of roulette - at great personal cost...

Joining Steve Coogan as he squirms his way across the easy chairs are Rebecca Front. Doon MacKichan. Patrick Marber and David Schneider.